Bill Gates Rules

BILL GATES'10 RULES FOR KIDS
RULE 1 Life is unfair - get used to it!
RULE 2 The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
RULE 3 You will NOT make $60,000 a year out of high school. You won't be Vice-President with a car and a phone until you earn both.
RULE 4 If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss.
RULE 5 Flipping burgers is NOT beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
RULE 6 If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
RULE 7 Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how coll you thought you were. So before you save the rain-forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
RULE 8 Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
RULE 9 Life is not divided up into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that in your own time.
RULE 10 Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
RULE 11 Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.